Player Profiles

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Definition of "Maladroits"

Not adroit; clumsy; inept; awkward.

 


 

Chad Billington

Lookalikes

DOB 26th February 1980
ROLE Lead singer, Swinger
FAVOURITE SHOT Lob
INTERESTS Cocktails and Dreams, Strawberries and Cream
NICKNAMES Chesney,
FOUND IN First round of Pop idol
CRICKETING IDOL Tim Henman

 

Like his cousin, the Nearly Man of British Tennis, Chad demonstrates everything that is British and architypally Maladroit - tireless determination and dignity of the eternal underdog in the face of constant cynicism. Always heard to be saying 'This could be the year...', Chad was insturmental both with the bat and ball in our inaurgural Magners Cup win and in claiming the Benidorm Karaoke Cup in 2005. Often touted as an all-rounder, appears as often as a maiden over for the Maladroits - but like the maiden, it's cheered from the Cheryl Knoll with great British aplomb.

 

Career Stats

 

Season
Total Runs
Innings
Highest Score
Average
2004
80
4
40
20
2005
100
5
59
20
2006
137
5
59
20
2007
258
5
80
20
2008
Career
1,390
37
80
25