Benjamin Capon

A ‘well-built’ Maladroit who brings a solid look to the squad. Once dragged off the sofa, he adds much needed ballast to the batting line-up as well as some handy slow to very slow bowling for the skipper to call on when required. Although he has the bowel control of a toddler, he can get the scoreboard moving with some lusty blows, but only if he can be arsed and if there are plenty of female spectators watching. A dangerous all rounder. Sometimes.

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